April 2012
35 posts
Call Me Maybe: Tim Burton and Helena BC Version
Helena Bonham Carter: Hey, I just met you
Helena Bonham Carter: And this is crazy
Helena Bonham Carter: But you turned me into an anti-human slave ape, a poor mother that makes cabbage soup, a dead bride with blue hair, a crazy baker that takes human flesh as meat for her pies, a childish queen with an over-sized head and an alcoholic psychiatrist with orange hair
Helena Bonham Carter: So be the father of my 2 bastards maybe
I AM THE UNRELIABLE NOVELIST: Ways in Which... →
unreliablenovelist:
1. You should probably wait at least three months until you tell anybody, just to be sure.
2. People say things like “Well, there goes the rest of her life” behind your back.
3. In the beginning, people just think you’re getting fat. And then also later. (see #7)
4. Sometimes it feels…
New book review: The Book of Madness and Cures! →
Check out my review of The Book of Madness and Cures by Regina O’Melveny
“Shall I tell you a story? A new and terrible one? A ghost story? Are you ready?...”
– Libba Bray, A Great and Terrible Beauty (via this-is-where-your-book-begins)
